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Terrible Parenting Tips is the ultimate anti-help book. It’s full of hilarious bad advice no parent in their right mind would follow. But that makes it all the more fun to read, right?

The perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, baby showers, and overall humor lovers!

Do you feel like you’re simply too good at being a parent? It’s pretty exhausting being perfect all the time, isn’t it? Well, just read this book, and it will bring you down to the level of lesser parents in no time! This book provides awful advice in abundance! Whether you’re a parent, plan to be a parent, or simply enjoy pointing at parents and laughing, this satirical look at parenthood is sure to have you chuckling as you turn each page. Topics covered include:

• the joys of spanking
• how to delegate changing dirty diapers to unsuspecting dupes
• giving your kid an impossible-to-spell name
• indoctrinating your child into your religious and political beliefs
• advanced helicopter parenting techniques
• and more terrible tips!

Our lawyers tell us we should emphasize that this book is humor: it is all jokes, comedy, and satire. The advice should not be taken literally! But it will certainly provide some good giggles, chuckles, and chortles about the harrowing task of raising children in the 21st century.

You can also get your copy of Terrible Parenting Tips at one of these locations:

Amazon.com

Barnes & Noble




The e-book is currently exclusive to Kindle (Amazon), but a print copy is available at the above locations.

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Terrible Parenting Tips has 15 chapters, but you can get a bonus 16th chapter by entering your e-mail address below. The extra chapter, entitled “Gender Identity and Transgenderism,” was deemed too controversial for the original book. But we don’t think that should keep you from enjoying it. If you want an extra bonus chapter at no additional cost (and you promise not to cancel us!), just enter your e-mail address below to receive a free bonus chapter.
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