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Get the book!—Paperback Version
The perfect gift for baby showers, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and overall humor lovers!
Do you feel like you’re simply too good at being a parent? It’s pretty exhausting being perfect all the time, isn’t it? Well, just read this book, and it will bring you down to the level of lesser parents in no time! This book provides awful advice in abundance! Whether you’re a parent, plan to be a parent, or simply enjoy pointing at parents and laughing, this satirical look at parenthood is sure to have you chuckling as you turn each page. Topics covered include:
• the joys of spanking
• how to delegate changing dirty diapers to unsuspecting dupes
• giving your kid an impossible-to-spell name
• indoctrinating your child into your religious and political beliefs
• advanced helicopter parenting techniques
• and more terrible tips!
Our lawyers tell us we should emphasize that this book is humor: it is all jokes, comedy, and satire. The advice should not be taken literally! But it will certainly provide some good giggles, chuckles, and chortles about the harrowing task of raising children in the 21st century.
Notice: Due to increased prices of the U.S. Postal Service, we are now using Amazon delivery to fulfill shipments, so your order will arrive in Amazon packaging. This allows us to keep our shipping costs the same, and it provides better tracking and delivery options. Please allow about two weeks for delivery (it will usually arrive before that). If you need expedited shipping, you can order Terrible Parenting Tips on Amazon or Barnes and Noble. You will save money by ordering on terribleparentingtips.com, but the retail outlets allow you to customize more shipping options to your needs.
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